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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

09.06.2025 01:37

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.